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Friday, October 10, 2008

Final Reflections: Two Shitty Days in Phillie, or We Love LA!


So the Dodgers leave Philadelphia down 0-2 in the NLCS. We kind of knew this might happen: both teams were undefeated at home in head-to-head match-ups in their regular season meetings. The problem for LA is that even with a 3 game sweep of Philadelphia at Dodger Stadium, we still need to go back east and win one more. And that scenario is by no means guaranteed. Our World Series dreams could be over on Monday night.

So what happened? How do we go from a 3 game sweep of Chicago, including two blowout wins at Wrigley, to this?

Well, maybe Phillie is just a better club than Chicago. I don't think their records would support that theory, but it's at least worth a thought.

More importantly, though, are the differences in how the Dodgers performed in this series verses the NLDS.

We played error free baseball against Chicago. That certainly hasn't been the case against the Phillies. The big mistake in Game 1 came in the 6th inning, when Rafael Furcal threw high and wide to first baseman James Loney, and a near-routine groundout turned into a double for Victorino on Furcal's throwing error. A huge error because on the next pitch, Chase Utley homered to tie the game 2-2. If Furcal had made the out, and all else had stayed the same, LA would have been looking at extra innings instead of a Game 1 heartbreaker. That error was the difference in the game.

We also hit the long ball against Chicago, something that's been painfully absent against Philadelphia. How many home runs did LA hit in Phillie? Answer: 1 (thank you, Manny!). How many homeruns did we have in 2 games at Chicago? Answer: 5 (including a James Loney grand slam).

Another big problem this afternoon against the Phillies is runners LOB. You can't leave 11 men on base and expect to win close games... Players like Kent, Garciaparra, and the entire bottom half of the line-up need to remember how to swing the bat if we want to make a series of it.

I'm also a bit disappointed that Saint Joe Torre let starting pitcher Chad Billingsley give up 4 runs in the second inning without even going to the mound to talk with him. Billingsley is only 24 years old! Can you imagine the pressure. A visit from Grandpa Joe would have done anyone good, but you could see that Billingsley needed something...

But, like I said earlier, we can never forget what happened in 1988! Miracles happen at Dodger Stadium. A 3-game sweep of the Phillies would be a great addition to Dodgers lore.

Let's Go Dodgers! We love LA!

3 pitches?

Dead to me!

"That creepy bird-monster-thing can suck a cock..."
Frank re: that creepy bird-moster-thing from Phillie.

Lets do this Kemp.

I think the peanuts are helping...

Full Count...

Choke Lidge, Choke!!!

Top of the 9th

Manny on 1st!

Ethier at the plate!

Loney on deck.

LET'S DO THIS!!!

"There's one thing you can't do...

Walk Manny Ramirez..."

But then it happened.

One base away from having a chance... LETS GO BLUE

Like Implants: Not Real; Still Awesome!


Yes, this is what we've come to...

Shane Victorino

Fucking douche bag is picking his nose... on national TV.
Victorino... Suck it.

The Time For The Rally Cap Has Come...

JK

Great hit, Jeff Kent... Mr. Clutch himself...

3 and 1/3.


Shane Victorino is a bitch.

God Bless WHAT?!?!

7th Inning Stretch...

And are the Phillie fans booing her? I'm not a big fan of "God Bless America" to begin with... but are they seriously booing her? I mean, she did kind of suck, but c'mon! Phillie Fans hate America! Phillie Fans hate Freedom. Phillie Fans, most likely, are terrorists. More evidence for why the Dodgers need to WHIP THEIR ASSES!

Time to get another beer and some peanuts from the kitchen.

In the meantime, enjoy The Hold Steady (an otherwise AMAZING band) singing a horrible version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

God Bless America

I wonder if this is going to suck...

Big surprise... That sucked.

PLAY BALL!

There You Go, Nomar!

TYING RUN AT THE PLATE!!!


Go Garciaparra!

Beat LA?

Excuse me? Did I hear that right? I know that Phillie isn't known as a city full of innovators, or anything, but seriously?!? Has it gotten so bad that Philadelphia fans have to steal chants from one of the shittiest teams in baseball (the San Francisco Giants)?

Beat LA?

Fuck you Phillie.

EDIT [10/11/08]:

I talked to my Dad after the game and complained about the "Beat LA" chant. He corrected me on this one, so I want to revise my earlier comments.

Apparently, the Beat LA chant originated in the '60s or '70s on the East Coast. He thinks it might have come from Celtics/Lakers games, or possibly 76ers/Lakers games. The chant came West from there, and was eventually adopted by the Suck Francisco Giants.

Which brings the Giants to an entirely new low in my mind. So for the record, the Giants bit off the Dodgers in 1958 and followed the innovative Walter O'Mally and his Brooklyn Dodgers club to the West Coast. And THEN they bit off of East Coast basketball teams for their mindless, idiotic chant?!? (To say nothing about how they almost single handedly ruined baseball by harboring Juicer #1 for over a decade!) Unbelievable. Only the Giants could be that lame.

Solid Pitching At Last!

James McDonald is KILLING on the mound!!!

Come on LA! Let's tie this up, take the lead, and head back to Chavez Ravine to clinch!!!

I Know What's Wrong!


Bottom 5th. 2 Outs. Utley is on 2nd, with McDonald at the plate. And I finally figured out why this game has been so rough for LA!

It's because we picked up Smokehouse (on Telegraph Avenue) for lunch. Clearly a culinary Bay Area institution.

WHAT WAS I THINKING!!! You can't eat Bay Area food while watching a Dodgers game! That's just asking for trouble.

The good news is McDonald just struck out.

Top of the 6th coming up...

Chris suggested we get pizza or J-In-The-Bay. I insisted on Smokehouse. Sorry LA fans. My bad.

On the other hand, I did have a conversation with my friends Harold, Robert, and Prof. Saldivar earlier today about where in the Bay Area I might find Farmer John Dodger Dogs. They agreed I'd have to make an I-5 run if I was really serious about Dodger Dogs. Fresno maybe. Bakersfield for sure. Maybe for Sunday's game...

(FURCAL IS SAFE AT FIRST!!!)

Middle 5th Lament

How many runners are we gonna leave on base?!?!?!

Come on LA offense--Let's Pick 'Em UP!!!

Casey Blake needs to grow a bigger beard.


Casey Blake needs to grow a bigger beard. I mean, it's an ok size, but if it was bigger, he wouldn't have missed that last one. Having a big beard scares people. I know about it dude. The pitcher would be shitting inside of his pants if he had a bigger beard. Fact. He would probably have thrown the ball the him underhand and then ducked for cover. Blake with Beard; be aware.
Strike out bitches.
Almost a double play... come on!

1988: NEVER FORGET!

I'm texting my Uncle in Missouri, my Dad in Fillmore, and my father in law in Ventura about the Dodger game. We're all getting a little heated watching Game 2 of the NLCS.

Dodgers have fucking SUCKED in the first 3 innings.

But lest we forget, we've come back from these kind of games before!

KIRK GIBSON! NEVER FORGET!

Bottom 4th: 1 out; Fuckers single

Let's get some fucking DEFENSE!!!

Puke in Yo Mouth Phillidelphia Fuckers!

Stacy just walked in.

She said she wasn't feeling good.

I said, if you're not feeling good, don't watch this game. Because it will make you wanna fucking puke.

Here's what I want to know: why didn't Saint Joe Torre get his ass to the mound to calm Billingsley down earlier?

Dodgers Vs. Philadelphia Fuck Faces

So we are in the 4th inning. We were talking about live blogging and I said, "Fuck It" and decided to live blog. Dodgers just had the worst inning ever. Frank is freaking me out right now. This just went down...

FC: I wanna break this bottle and cut someones face.
CD: whoa (nervous laughter)
FC: Can I break this bottle and cut your face if it will make me feel better?
CD: Dude... fuck... no!

Frank is going to start Live Blogging soon. Be Aware.